I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Thank you so much for all your Birthday wishes, I feel very humbled with all the nice comments. I know I’m 68today , but really I’m 7 yrs old since my Earth Angel Simon Daneils saved my life , thank you for my extra time . Plus Var !!😂😂

He’s mental

Coys

A reminder to support your local Dodgy Firestick Man

I wasted my entire life because nobody told me this as a kid

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Disgrace as ever Premier League Match Centre

❌ A tackle from behind from Van Dijk on a Spurs player, No Red Card 🟥 ✅ A tackle from behind from a Spurs player on Van Dijk, Red Card 🟥 PGMOL 🤝 LFC

I was totally unprepared for this touching Chris Rea tribute from Mark Goldbridge ❤️

Pricks

Anyone want a season ticket for the rest of this season? £500. Send me your bank details and I’ll pay you for it

£24.99 pepperoni pizza.

❌ Simon: "No one has any agenda against Arsenal!" 😡 Martin: "That's where you're wrong! That's naive! Who's naive now!?" Simon Jordan and Martin Keown get heated over the coverage of #AFC's title tilt in the media! 🔥 Shots fired at @AndyGoldstein05 here... 👀

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HAS ANYONE SEEN DUBLIN AIRPORT

Go and get your Panama Ghana & Croatia flags lads 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

Tf 🤣

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle