Wednesday Whine.

At some point, I decided that it's best not to post whilst sober.

Sometimes a hug is the answer Even when the question is unknown.

The sexiest toy in the world? Your mind

If you have a problem with my drinking... it's not, actually, my problem... it is yours. Cheers! 🥃

This world, has caused me, to do a "one for my homies... but, one back for me". I mean...damn.

Today I patted four different dogs, a cat and a pig. Today was a good day.

So, many reasons why, I waited... please, let me introduce myself...

So many reasons... that I now, know to be true, tomorrow... is, truly, but a dream.

Be where you are now.

Knock on wood door opens inside out

I'm not, actually, an asshole. But, at times, I need to pretend to be.

Possibly, we are but... our own ghosts, living out our future, while remembering our past... and pretending that... it is our now.

Posting this here, cuz I... nor can any of us, really, post this on "FB"... (basically, insert what you really mean... "here".

Tries to post something both witty and shitty at the same time. So, here goes... "I'm very, well-read, but I still seem to have shit the bed." (Does that work?)

Life is gobshite... and then. You die. They tell you that, but not the part where... Absolutely, Horrendous Things... oh, they happen, along the way.

Narnia is closed

Kid: Do you hear clapping? (Me doing bra-less jumping jacks) Me: Mind yo business

To be honest... my life has changed, so much, against my true will... that I wish and hope to start agaun.again.. anyone up for that ?!?

You really need to realize that your time is precious and not everyone deserves it. Don't spend it on just anybody. Be selfish with it.