⠀ [ FLOODS THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNDERGROUND ] ⠀

⠀ [ PULLS OUT AN LED SCREEN FROM HIS CHESTPLATE ] [ IT FLASHES THE WORD ' SORRY ' . ] ⠀

( THUMBS UP AS HE IS SUBMURGED. VERY COOL/10. )

⠀ [ THERE'S GOTTA BE A DRAIN SOMEWHERE, RIGHT ? ] [ WHAT IF WE JUST STARTED DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND ] ⠀

Y’all back for 7 seconds and flood the place I see how it is

... (Drowning. What an unfortunate way to go out.) ... (A fire's true worst nightmare.)

⠀ [ DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TO PAYING FOR MY FOOD ] ⠀

I’ll leave you all to it. If it reaches the castle plateau I’ll have to get out my tiny hammer to break into my In case of Tonton kit

⠀ [ good thing he got that waterproof upgrade back in '18 — ] ⠀

⠀ [ TRIPS OVER & FALLS ON HIS FACE. ] [ OH. THERE'S THE CONVENIENTLY-MASSIVE DRAIN HE WAS LOOKING FOR. ] [ UNPLUGS IT. GOODBYE, IMPROMPTU-TEAR-OCEAN. ] ⠀

⠀ I GUESS I SHOULD GO BACK TO WORK STILL UNSURE WHAT AN """"" E-BOY """"" IS , BUT MY NET WORTH IS IN THE MILLIONS RIGHT NOW, SO I'M GUESSING I'M DOING A GOOD JOB AT E-BOYING ⠀

⠀ KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES CLOSE , REMEMBER WHERE YOU COME FROM, & MOST OF ALL ——— LIVE YOUR OWN FAIRY-TALE TO THE FULLEST ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ⠀

⠀ WHO ARE YOU ⠀

⠀ you literally live at a place with the word hazbin in it ⠀

⠀      AWOOOOOOOOOGA ! ⠀