I am... truly miserable at this. IT'S THE EFFORT THAT COUNTS!!!

YOU WORK FAST!! It's really not that hard to move the equipment we did have... that wasn't damaged by the constant fires. PSSSSHHH.

STOOOOP THEY'RE REALLY RE-ENTERING THE NICKNAME PHASE OF HAVING A LOT OF DOUBLES

Just wait until he needs the cane. LOL.........

Oh Heaven's Angel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO FIX THAT, GENIUS??? Probably. Given a week. WOW!!! EVENT-LENGTH!!! Sh. You pummel the fourth wall enough as it is.

He's fine. He'll be fine. He might die if he absorbs too much paradoxical information at once but. He'll be fine. YOU'RE SHITTY AT COMFORT I /know/.

Just. Try not to deliver any world-shattering news while I figure this out.

...Maybe avoid using your actual name, if you really want to try and talk to him...?

What did I say.

HE SEEMS FINE!!! Not on fire? Not coughing up a black ichor? NO AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE SECOND THING EVEN MEANS!! Alright...

The numbers are looking acceptable... still, I should quadruple check the math... ARE YOU GONNA LET ME HELP THIS TIME OR ARE YOU STILL GONNA BE A BITCH ABOUT IT ...If you /really/ want to. I won't stop you. THERE'S A FIVE HERE THAT SHOULD BE A SEVEN!!! What? Oh Heaven-

Alright. We're starting now. Carefully, understand Dive? YEAH YEAH WHATEVER!!! THIS IS EXCITING!!

Alright... Numbers in predicted range... readings are stable... HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE G- Dive. SORRY!!!

IS HE GONNA REMEMBER ANY OF IT??? I wouldn't count on it. It'd be too risky, for either of them. DAAAAAAMN... OKAY...

...Looks like this particular catastrophe is over. LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA NEAT THOUGH Where did I go wrong...? I'll have to put more research in.