@DevotedDevan Aralyn the Salt Wife Victarion Greyjoy I would pretend to be frightened, but your rage is almost as impotent as Vici's #LULZ

@DevotedDevan Aralyn the Salt Wife Victarion Greyjoy YOU HAD SEX WITH A LOBSTER???? #gross

Hello #FakeWesteros! I apologize for my long absence, I was kidnapped by studying at my #lobsteruniversity. Oops!

#FF @CerseiJunior Tony Targaryen SnowballTargaryen Steve @OldBearsCrow #FWanimals

Steve You wish to abandon Stannis? Can't say I'm surprised. You're welcome to stay if you like. :D Sansa Snark

@xxhottwire MeanieStranger WHY ARE YOU COVERING ME IN SAUCE!??!?!! #intentionallydense

@DevotedDevan DEVAAAAAAAAAAN!!! *pinches out of love* *shows off newly shined exoskeleton* Thanks buddy!

SINCE WHEN ARE THERE ADORABLE BABIES IN FAKE WESTEROS?!?!? #omg #socute

@xxhottwire MeanieStranger Damn straight it is ;D #completelyoblivious

@xxhottwire You miss so much when you are in an study-induced coma! #fucktheGRE

Steve Oh! I'm overwhelmed by thankfulnessitery!

I got 99 problems but an internal skeletal fracture ain't one #gangsterwesteros

@Mare_Craven Rhaegal Lisa Edwards MeanieStranger I'm safe though, right?!?! #hestartedit #well #notreally

#youknowiloveyouwhen I threaten physical harm to your person. It's my way of showing just how much I care! #lobsterlovin

Best. Tweet. Ever. "@AryaSheWolf: Sandor Clegane @Jon_Snows_Mouth Is this a Catelyn x Theon bedslave feather hat thing?"

@HansenTheBold The fact that this account exists makes me adore #FakeWesteros that much more #loled #sohard

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A wild Steve appears!