#10YearsAgo khaleesi wasn't even born. -sighs- Those were the days.

#2011FunniestMoments When I righteously denied Septa Mordane of her two cents of exposition despite the season being made of exposition #lol

I hate this account almost as much as I hate your backstories lol. #OOC #and #IC #ATTHESAMETIME

@Lady_Catelyn Mother, plz stop holding other men's hands. It's like, real soon and like, real weird. Just sayin' Ser Jorah Mormont

#ooc lost a follower! gotta lose em all! #hatethisaccountsomuchlol #tillnexttime

If you can't say anything nice, at least sit by me so I can listen.

@GregorPartyDude Caps lock was so season 1.

There's a lot of egoists in KL... and by egoists, I mean people more interested in themselves than in me.

On the plus side, I can take 10 pounds off when I describe my father in the future.

#JobsUglyPeopleWorkAt Not-Princess

Now that things are really getting serious with the Joffrey Baratheon, I can unsafely say Ive a fine prospect of happiness behind me. #season2

I'm dreaming of a white lemoncake, just like the ones I used to nom.

WTF hound I don't need back-up.

I shouldn't have to tell you to retweet me you should just DO it.

I don't know how they do things on Facebook but on Twitter you're suppose to follow ME not the other way around.

And I don't have time to answer a THOUSAND interactions.

There is no Lady Zuref in this city, or Prince Charming, or Ser Hits-Me-Not.

Just dropping in to let everyone know I can't wait until I wed my one true love, J-J-Joffrey B..

To all those that hate me: that really hurts my feelings! But not as much as getting punched in the face by mailed fists.

I pray for Joff's safe return... and Tyrions... and you wouldn't know him but this great guy named Hitler's safe return...