Why does everyone in my apartment building only cook with broccoli Brussels sprouts garlic and onions. At all hours of the day

We’ve teamed up with Donovan to giveaway (3) alternate versions of his Swimming collectible figure! 1) Follow The Mac Miller Memoir & Donovan ✅ 2) Like and Retweet this tweet ♻️ 3) Tag 3 friends below 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 Winners will be announced Dec. 7th.

No one talks about how buckbeak is the best character in Harry Potter I love him

feeling pretty glonky

fave tweet

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas. As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages. My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻 Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

Five people have extinguished the right to abortion for hundreds of millions of ordinary people. None were elected. This is "democracy."

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

I wish I could cryosleep rn and thaw when this comes out

me finding out the choco taco is being discontinued even though i can’t remember the last time i had one

me trying to decide if i should leave the house or not

Me

I love being close to a bathroom. What a safe feeling 🚽