in what world would this have worked lmaooo yall are delusional please

pickles are great...until you're in one

You’re telling me this morons on oxy

ain’t nothing better than a jersey summer

the way reality tv is discussed... the ppl yearn for reading circles

give the viewers 100k for having to sit through that Love Island USA

maybe i’m not the blunt you should be lighting

rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

I can't wait for Zohran to outlaw attachment theory in NYC

the whole point of making money is paying for dinner for ur friends and buying a little gift for your cousins and getting flowers for ur parents and giving it away to ur neighbors and every once in a while following a little dream in ur head

if protein’s meant for me, it’ll find me, no matter what i eat. gm.

Went from hate watching Love Island to hate watching TSITP

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

I know who was behind it

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can