men being a disappointment is actually getting so boring do something new

calling someone a simp isnt derogatory I loveeee simps they buy me pretty things n keep me spoiled don’t be STUPID

“i’m not dramatic” also me:

me and the man i pulled by being a bitch

I hate going out, every time I go out someone falls in-love with me

the casafreakos starting to taste like water

I am the cherry on top fuck nigga

how it feels to get a dm with no money attached

what a sauced day

after vibezzzzz

neeeeeerrrffffed

brewski and quesadilla before the flight amen

i’m so thankful i get to experience this life with my friends

it’s okay and sexy to be evil and a little bit of a wild card

universe i see what you’ve done for others

this music is so ass

where are the 26-33yr old men at???

my refined requirements for marriage: 1) i’m not working 2) fund my dreams 3) be each other’s cheerleaders