Eating pizza regularly reduced the risk of developing oesophageal cancer by 59% in a study.

#breakingnews up to 200 Dead in #MexicoQuake #Hurricanemaria is hitting Puerto Rico W/155mph. Details next KTLA 5 Morning News 4am Tune in!!

A Dadbag is a fanny pack that will give you a dad bod!! peewee.com/2017/09/20/dad… #dadbag #beerbelly

American Icon and Playboy Founder, Hugh M. Hefner passed away today. He was 91. #RIPHef

Why do I feel like I'm in a long distance relationship?

My new little golf bag...

Ugh...

I'm being lazy this morning. But I worked harder than you over the past 5 days. (I'm willing to bet)

I liked people much better before Facebook, Twitter, and such. Now I get to see a horrible side of humanity... I should delete my account.

Adios, amigos! It's been... well, it was cool. Now it's just lame and fucked up.

How do you delete your Twitter account??....