malfoys 𝙖𝙧𝙚, perhaps, the 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩 people to please .

#𝓢𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍. once again needing to express my love for scorpius malfoy

𝙬𝙝𝙮?

❛ 𝙬𝙝𝙮 ? ❜ he repeats, gesturing somewhat vaguely to the cauldron on the table. there is a very 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧 issue with draco’s potion — something he is certain the blonde would have noticed by now.

you are !

that is simply not correct.

perhaps. are you saying i lack the intelligence and observation skills to make an accurate statement, lucius?

how dare i what ? i haven’t insulted you — i said perhaps . . . not 𝙮𝙚𝙨 .

#𝓢𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍. severus being a smart-ass part 425,367

#𝓢𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍. i’m never not laughing about the difference in muse between this acc and my marauders severus ( * ℋ𝐴𝐿𝐹 -ℬ𝐿𝛰𝛰𝐷 / 𝓟𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬 .ᐟ ) —— grown ass sev is so calm & then there’s 18 y/o snape who’s like IM GONNA PULL UR HAIR AND THEN CURSE YOU

[ severus, now an adult, remembering this: oh GOD

what malfoy drama have we today, then ?

oh? try it, lucius, and you will sorely regret the action — no matter how dear a friend you are to me.

❛ lucius, do you remember when draco was an infant and beginning to learn to grasp ahold of things ? and he’d decided that my 𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙚 was an adequate thing to practice on, followed shortly by my hair ? ❜

i will have you know that i am constantly being given excellent reason to be . . . ‘𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙮 .’ i will cease to be waspish when life proves i should feel otherwise, 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠.

you are, yes — at the very least for the time being. i am well aware, however, that the brief interlude from my daily life of teaching and marking shall come to an end with the holiday season . dread is a vicious thing .

[ i’m regularly vanishing so here is my discord bc why not S E V E R I N .#1960

lucius.

. . . lucius .

swatting viciously at the peacock — he detests these birds .