i am! you don’t kn— you know nothing! and i am!

no, i suppose not, but i’d rather not have a fat man break into my home, eat my food, and then leave me coal. i’ve no use for coal. i— yes. i made you something, you got . . . 𝙢𝙚 . . . something ? cookies ? in which you took the time and effort to make ? for 𝙢𝙚 ?

that— [ a giggle ] that is not correct ! you haven’t seen me inebriated enough times for that to be true. and — ʰᶦᶜ — for good reason. because . . . . . i hate it . i- [ more laughter ] horrible !

you’re so severe !

for me ? this ? . . . why? . . . and thank you . . . 𝙬𝙝𝙮?

yes. so much— so severe ! if i did not know you, you would frighten me— you still- y- ahah.. i am done speaking .

i . . . care . . . about 𝙮𝙤𝙪 more . and you 𝙖𝙧𝙚, you’re severely . . . severe .

[ a scoff — and a boisterous one at that- ] 𝙣𝙤. that is not correct - and do not 𝙡𝙞𝙚, that is cruel .

you would ! i bet you do it all th- the time ! and do not look at me like that. you’ll set me aflame, i fear . but - how d- you eyes- ahah- no. sorry. don’t ! look at me like that .

𝙞 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 ! 𝙖 𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙇 !

you’re going to poison someone with that — you never know who will eat the berries . . . [ just sort of . . . looking at the mistletoe ]

[ sort of going red(der) at the use of his full name — ] i- okay. yes, i believe you.

and you never knew, 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙞 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ! because i never even 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ! oh, and i meant to .

I HATE YOU.

>:(

[ people of the court ………….. my sister

momentarily swatting at the hands that invaded his space — . . . & then relenting to it. ❛ this looks foolish on me. ❜

crossing his arms — a hard exhale through the nose ensues. 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚. ❛ hardly. i don’t even need to see what i look like to know that. ❜

i am highly displeased at my current state of affairs.

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