Adam and Eve: *sin* God:

This right here is the final straw. We all lived the same childhood, I cannot be convinced otherwise.

imma be mad as fuck if I die from a juul

i have to do fuckin p*blic speak*ng in my next class ..........

Me finally playing Mario Kart on my phone for the first time in 12 years

So Kylie breaks up with Travis, Travis drops HITR and a week later Kylie drops her hit single "Rhïyse eñ Shìńë" which ultimately kick-starts her music career? Smells like another Kris Jenner masterclass to me idk idk

Avril Lavigne walked so Billie Eilish could crawl on the ceiling & lay eggs

I have decided That I will not Have a Single thought ever again and no one can stop me

there’s a huge humanitarian crisis in yemen if anyone was wondering

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

stopped caring.