Kramer, what's going on in there... #Madmax #Seinfeld

Seinfeld and The Thing together at last.

trains

Mood 🤝 Mr. Auburn

Real estate agent: the Windows in this home give off a lot of natural light

Pavs' goal was on the power play! Retweet for your chance to win a quart of Gifford's Ice Cream Power Play Fudge.🍦

boring ahh graduation 🤦‍♂️

Earlier this morning my wife gave virgin birth to these three beautiful boys. I named them Hunger, Thirst, and Pain, and they are our messiah

Inject this into my veins

What’s it all about

>get invited to dinner with coworkers >ask if theyre serving goyslop or zogchow >they dont understand >pull out illustrated diagram showing the difference betwen goyslop and zogchow >”haha, its a good dinner bro” >agree to go to the dinner >its zogchow

>go to the dinner >its goyslop

i used to have an account when I was 14 where the whole thing was to be the opposite of the fish videos with relaxing music & this is all I have left of it 😭

picture I took of my beer last night

slightly buzzed looking for nine inch nails shirts online.

DONT LOOK AT ORB SON!

picture of a hawk I tuahk

There's a ghost in my house I'm scared heeeeeeeeeeeelp