The deranged madman of the north had a kid??? 😧😧😧So you’re saying 🤔🤔🤔🤔 My man!😎😎😎

Adventurer: oh my, what exotic sights could possibly await me in this magical fantasy city!

The fuckass kenku:

This is how I talk about my 5, 6, and 8 year old children

Wow. A cow made of $CLUMP.

Which pill do you take?

Me: oouuughh my stomach is killing me... what was in that potion...

The gargantuan parasitic worm:

Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on bjork.com?

Look between the ⚛♾◰ and ◎◊⚣⚖ keys on your keyboard

Showing this to my computer to give it body dysmorphia

Met this girl who said alakazam, hocus pocus, and abracadabra within the first 15 seconds of meeting and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her

The Wizard Get back in the Super Mario World!! We need you!!

Smoking that shit that turns me into Red Shapes Creature

The Gopher County Municipal Court legally requires me to share this video every 4/20. Stay safe, kids! Wizard Weed is wack ;)

These are all the dogs that I poisoned today

//*Pours cereal into a bowl*

Do we have milk?

*Goes to the fridge and see's no milk*

*Cartman voice*

Of course freakin' not!

Had an absolute blast at this year's Conclave of Wizards! I'm looking forward to seeing these guys again at the annual Dog Poisoners' Convention

You guys already know