Boy Canada Post sure does lose a lot of money. But thank god the police turn a robust profit.

seriously just stop going to shows

The idea that Emma Watson, who had paparazzi lie on the ground trying to take photos up her skirt within moments of her turning 18, has never had to worry about sexual violence is an absolute joke.

This is the kind of rhetoric the NDP should be advancing

This is my favourite description of sleep token ever

I'm almost done my XL double double from timmies (I work at 9pm) and I'm still tired. Oof oof.

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

she did it omg

NO F**KING WAY!!

this is actually the most embarrassing thing i could never have imagined

It's giving:

an adrianne lenker song would kill these people

any drummer who can sing whilst playing will never not impress me the most at shows

travis kelce nodding along as taylor reads lyrics to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women

A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man

"as a therapist specializing in anxious eldest daughters" yeah we're cooked actually. frankly i think it's almost harmful to even claim you specialize in a made up category, you're just convincing eldest daughters that there's something uniquely traumatic about them

i learned what cultural appropriation was after reading a think piece about shake it off on buzzfeed

a boy i dated in uni who failed intro to business THREE TIMES is out here posting pics of him and danielle smith on insta talkin about "putting canada first" .... he doesnt even live in alberta

If you like them that’s fine but like they’re objectively an industry plant…a guy with previous connections concocted a faceless band and their first shows were festivals and their first releases were on a huge label…they’re plants