Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

What an absolutely iconic photo.

It still really blows my mind that: The government can confiscate 30-50% of your income every year. Use that money to create a bioweapon [like COVID]. Lock down the entire country causing widespread job loss, learning loss for children, increases in depression, suicide and

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” — J.R.R. Tolkien

This scene is a master class of comedy

It is my belief that anyone who does a TikTok dance - regardless of national origin - should be imprisoned.

Forget about Iran - there’s a war to be fought on our very own soil

Being used a footstool by a homicidal maniac probably didn’t change that libtard’s suicidal empathy views at all. Death of the West is what they all want.

How it feels to send an email with no exclamation marks

Alcohol isn’t bad for you if it’s served at a sunny outdoor seating

Unbelievably radicalizing exchange The fact that Newsom (correctly?) thinks this will gain him points is horrific Any competent politician (forgive the oxymoron) would tighten budgets at every turn To openly mock those exposing the disgusting fraud and abuse ... Insane.

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

Conor Friedersdorf Offhand — * Vacillation on masks, with abundant motivated reasoning in every case. * Promulgation of made-up thresholds with no evidentiary basis (e.g. 6 feet). * Authoritarian delight in nanny state intrusiveness (policing the beach and such). * 180 on many issues around BLM. *

Imagine you are a working father living in the Midwest, you make 75k a year. You can support your family, but you're not rich. You worry about paying for college. Then you read about some Somalian stealing $1m out of federal healthcare programs. $1 million for the normal guy

Imagine winning this hard. Impossible

There’s a big disconnect between parents and non parents about what it’s actually like to have a child because the hardships are describable but the joy is not.

Much as Johnny Cash did with "Hurt," Robert Plant turns Led Zeppelin's "Ramble On" from a young man's song to an old man's—the road calling a boy to leave a love affair, remade into a gray-hair's knowledge that he must soon leave life.

God sends small children into the world to expose men. you think you are holy until a three year old throws a bowl of cereal at the wall for the third time. you think you are patient until you have not slept for five nights straight, and the baby is still screaming. every half

"Long before Americans had a nation or a Constitution, we first had a culture, a character, a language and a creed… The American Patriots who pledged their lives to Independence in 1776 were the heirs to this majestic inheritance. Their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon courage. Their