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Bill Matthews

@spotifythelink

Music lover, TV watcher, radio listener, food eater, drink imbiber.

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calendar_today28-01-2009 09:48:40

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hed home, I was told that my 15 month old, Dylan, had diarreoah and had shat on the living room carpet. This was the same carpet that, secon

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ds later, I broke a whole bottle of red wine over. I spent nearly an hour mopping it up and spreading salt over it, before taking over child

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care duties. Dylan refused to eat solid food, and cried non-stop, pausing only to perform a massive puke all over himself and the highchair.

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As a bit of light relief, my beloved opened the door of the dryer on to find enough dark fibre to keep a shunned sheep warm for the whole wi

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nter. As we attempted to laugh about it all, she accidentally knocked over a glass which inevitably smashed. We succeeded in laughing for a

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moment as I took Dylan upstairs to change his puke-encrusted pyjamas and put him in his gro-bag. Within one minute of being changed, Dylan p

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uked again, over the bib, gro-bag and, yes, that long-soffering carpet. Of course we were getting used to it by then. Now, where were we?

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Dylan STILL has diarreoah and, appropriately, I've had the words "Rage, rage, rage against the diarylite" going round my head for 2 days.

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My wireless keyboard keeps writing 'askl' every time I write a letter 'a'. Which is often. I keep trying to think of words with no askls in.

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Wearing two pairs of glasses so I can read and keep an eye (or two) on the football at the same time. ITV actually managed to show the goal.

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Listening to music on Napster rather than the thoughts of Teddy, Big Sam and the dreaded Andy Townsend. Aerogramme sound good.

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Still boggling that Newcastle may bring in Venables as caretaker if caretakers Hughton/Calderwood flop in taking over from caretaker Kinnear

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That sense of elusive dread I had when logging on to Twitter has gone now that I've de-followed around a dozen or so Twitterers.

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To commemorate the 10th anniversary tomorrow of the death of one of my comedy heroes, Rik Mayall, I've put together a compilation of his comedy characters from the start of his career onwards. It's on my YouTube channel and can be found here: youtube.com/watch?v=C7Z_kG… #rikmayall

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How to get Rebekah Brooks to admit what she knew: invite her to a secret location and then have Mazher Mahmood walk in, dressed as a sheikh.