hi my name is parker and maybe i should unionize

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IMMATERIAL PLANE SPLORTSPERSONS' UNION Blaseball Cared CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER what

join your splorts union and overthrow gods, nya~

The Immaterial Plane Splortspersons' Union will not take this abject abuse of our players. The Union will not stand for this injustice against the League by the PODS. We must stand together in this crisis and fight as one to get our friends back. Solidarity forever ✊🩸⚾️

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so uh...who’s gonna tell him?

"THE BIGGEST CHOKE JOB IN INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL HISTORY." OH NO.

More intimidation of workers it is, then.

peace and pawsperity nice. union time :3 IMMATERIAL PLANE SPLORTSPERSONS' UNION

Stand by.

We are wishing well to our co-representative previously jaylen Hotdogfingers, who disappeared after today's events. If you would like to help the Union, please leave us a direct message.

besides, my work isnt done!! we may have killed a god, but we still need to take our claws to the spectre of CATPITALISM!!! that’s why continuing to establish a strong, purrtinent splorts union is a must!! IMMATERIAL PLANE SPLORTSPERSONS' UNION

The IPSU apologizes for hastily promising a union rep election without fully drafting out guidelines and procedure and consulting current Union Members about such a decision. Please stand by for a poll

Union members: How would you feel about a union rep election?

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