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HOUSTON SPIES FACT: I tried emailing the old Parkers. I wonder if it will work.

HOUSTON SPIES FACT: Parker is stronger than we thought.

BLASE ATTORNEY FACT: I’m bored, Im gonna do an AMA! Ask me anything about immortality, siesta, gossip, whatever! The answer probably won’t be classified. I hope.

BLASE ATTORNEY FACT: Some days I wonder why my parents named me Blase -_-

BLASE ATTORNEY FACT: i miss parker

HOUSTON SPIES QUESTION: If you had to date a member of the Houston Spies, who would you choose? I’ll go first. Alexandria Rosales.

is mario okay

BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK Blaseball Cared The Houston Spies are running TWO new workshops coming up. Agitate Educate Operate #3 on 2 January 2021 Threat Modeling for Ordinary People Who Are Not Spies on unday December 27 more info: houstonspies.cyou/union/ #blaseball

Congratulations BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

Mathematics Velazquez

carp

Absolutely outrageous the win these days.

blaseball canon? isnt that just the pitching machine?

Blaseball is a game about organising even in the face of malevolent forces, so let's apply those skills to our everyday lives! Fans of the Houston Spies are running a Union Organising training on January 2nd at 7PM GMT/2PM EST. houstonspies.cyou/special-operat… #blaseball BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

Times change

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