Annie (and Moe) doesn't know what updog is

Gnarly Eddy (and Nails) out pizza'd the hut!

Tri-Slosher Nouveau mains are bisexual! I know because I made it up!

Mr. Grizz pushed Spyke off a swing!

Commander Tartar kins the Joker!

N-Zap '85 mains are lesbian! I know because I made it up!

Annie (and Moe) plays Genshin Inpact! Cringe!

Deep Cut is gay! I know because I made it up!

Squeezer mains got banned from Twitter for being too based!

E-liter 4k scope needs to be nerfed!

Nautilus 47 mains kin the Joker!

Commander Tartar doesn't know how to count to 7!

.96 Gal mains kin Kaeya Genshin Impact

Splat Charger mains are pansexual! I know because I made it up!

H-3 Nozzlemose mains are gay! I know because I work for Nintendo!

me when i mysteriously vanish for a weekend

Tri-Stringer mains called your fav mid :/