Having taken a head first tumble down the stairs last night, landing on my shoulder, expected a visit to the MIU this morning but… managed to make it through the day working! Now, hot bath later and needing to cook, feeling very sorry for myself and my rather impressive bruises!

Peeps of a certain age, How many of these did you do ..? now i feel really old.. i did every single one of these.. especially taping ( yes peoples ..i said taping...look it up youngsters ) the top 40 off the radio.. ha ha 🤭🤭🤭 good memories

So when is it acceptable when your neighbour has been making an absolute racket since 7am, to still be doing the same but now with the garden strimmer at near on 8pm, acceptable to ram the aforementioned strimmer somewhere painful?! So many other complaints… they are arseholes!

Thoughts on “Best Before” dates? Friend has just told me she has cleared her food cupboards of all past BB date, even if by just a month. My cupboards are full of tinned goods and sachet mixes up to and slightly over a year past BB date… the heck I’m throwing those out!

Well, I’ve just called someone out on this here Twitter as they are clearly ignorant… got told told to shut up and I’m a “cunt”… not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or a profanity? 🤷‍♀️ 🤣

Wish me luck Twitts… I’m off to brave the dreaded big fridge sort, clear and clean! Best had seeing as something in there smells deader than my faith in some of humanity! 🤢🤣

So, I turned 44 today, have the day off work… might just go and clear the freezer out of that “been in there too long” stuff. Whatever happened to the years when birthdays were fun?! 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

So, unexpected delivery this avo. Had to get out of bath to answer door, wrapped in a huge towel, apologised, etc… few minutes later, back in bath heard a noise… card thru door, his mobile # asking to message him… can’t decide if a compliment or just freaky and worrying! 🤷‍♀️

Sheila is heartbroken to lose her most treasured possession- a gold chain holding 4 wedding rings; from her parents & her 2 marriages to Alec & John. Believe lost in central London. PLEASE RT in case anyone finds it. She is absolutely desperate for its return. Reward offered.

Can relate

The joys of Twitter…someone posts, you reply clarifying points in the initial post, then someone completely random responds in an aggressive way, insults you, and then blocks you so that you cannot respond! Classy, real classy.. for classy please read f*ing cowardly!

So, after flu jab yesterday and feeling rubbish since, plus news and posts on here causing an absolute trigger, had hot bath and decided on a fresh bed with thicker duvet as I needed an extra “hug”. Expect a post tomorrow along the lines of “send help, have overheated!”!

Yay, when you’ve had the day from absolute hell and you need to confide in your alleged “bestie” but she is too pissed and can’t be bothered to speak to you, before 8.30pm. “Talk tomorrow instead?”. A) too late and B) you’ll be pissed again anyway so… let’s not bother eh?!