With heavy heart I announce the immediate closure of Chadwell Petting Zoo. This is all that remains of Ian Sheldrake after he stopped for a picnic in the dormouse enclosure. Six deaths a month in a place where the biggest animals are rabbits is frankly unacceptable. It ends now.

admit

Mothman is real and uses the Oxford Comma

One of the most effective ads to air in TV history

Rock climbers Lucy Smith and Pauline Rankin of the Ladies’ Scottish Climbing Club, 1908, Salisbury Crags, Scotland #WomensArt

This is Pluto: Pluto used to be the 9th planet of the solar system until 2006 when scientists removed it from the list and declared it a dwarf planet. Pluto continued orbiting the Sun as before. Pluto doesn't care what others think about it. Be like Pluto.

“lauren oxford” will be released ONE WEEK FROM TODAY on bandcamp (limited streaming on the app, digitally, and on CD) release on all streaming will follow sometime after 💛🤍

famous literary lines rewritten for horror novels - it was the end of times, it was the most cursed of times - all regular houses are alike; each haunted house is haunted in its own way - a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a knife

Friends, be sure to mark your calendar!

Today I am thrilled to unveil Chadwell's brand new Theme Park, on the site of the old glue factory. The theme is 'existential despair.' The park will be open 9am-6pm Mon-Sat. Enjoy.

people make fun of the humanities but I can’t remember the last time a literature major bought a company for 44 billion dollars and immediately ran it into the ground

Irish writer Bram stoker would have been 175 years old today...and that would have been very suspicious 🧛‍♂️

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference Because now I’m like really lost I tried turning around and got more confused And now it’s dark and I’m getting cold And i can’t feel my fingers And i ate all my wasabi peas

Most men can’t find the little angel above Mary’s head.

WTF!!!!!

Word of the day is the Dutch ‘uitwaaien’, to head out into the wind as a way of clearing the mind and soul: literally an ‘outblowing’.

I just…worry

To teache young people problem-solving, teamworke, ynnovacioun, sensitivity to nuance, attention to difficult contradictiouns, attunement to complexitye, and respectful love for all the unrulye specifics of this shared worlde: Teache poetrye. Teache a lot of poetrye.