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Sick tank top pussy. Shrink u to oblivion #shrink

You are not an athlete

Officially unemployed. Can’t wait to get a j-b and want to kms for the next 40 years.

Can’t wait to tell our kids how fun it was to slug beers here in the 2020’s Kyle Whipitts CPA, CVA

RIP Fieldhouse

Holy fuck we’re gonna be a dynasty

They’ve been telling us how hard Oakmont is gonna play for months and I wake up to that fucking loser JJ Spaun 4 under. What are we doing PGA TOUR

It’s a shame how we just let anyone throw first pitches & sing the stretch now

At this exact moment, he lost half his net-worth

Breaking news❗️❗️❗️Pittsburgh Steelers release old washed up cordarrelle patterson on his day off!!!

Biggest attention Whore on the planet.

Shocker the lady giving out wristbands in the bleachers is still a cunt. Took my fake a while back and asked me my entire ID today. I’m 23 you old hag, just let me get my $18 beer!

The university of Indiana is the biggest conglomerate of fags ever. Massive circle jerk at Kirkwoods. Thank god I went to Iowa w real people

I’d cut my dick off to be a Freshman again. Dynasty Inbound

Bang Bang Niner Gang!!

I can’t believe we fucking lost. I want to die

Watching this game on mute. Sam Acho is an insufferable listen