Sparkly's BHOF Survival Guide v2.0 wp.me/p1c2pZ-43

Headed to #BHOF for @BurlesqueHall? Read my Survival Guide 2.0, w/ new info, links & tips! sparklydevil.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/spa… … #burlesque #Vegas

I've been dropping things all day... so today's a great day to work on overhead lifts, right? #famouslastwords

Our friends at Burlesque Hall of Fame in #DTLV posted more events to their Weekender line-up. ticketcake.com/venue/orleans-… #Vegas #Burlesque #LasVegas

Even better! Sparkly Devil has released an updated version of her Burlesque Hall of Fame Survival Guide 21stcenturyburlesque.com/sparkly-devils… #BHoF

Wow! Amazing lineup of classes at #BHOF from #burlesque legends! Can't wait to take Toni Elling's class! bhofweekend.com/schedule-of-ev…

For @Aimees2cents Cristini Athletics Go Kaleo @msbatty @LiftBigEatBig #fuckbarbie #letsgetswole

Yeah, buddy! This is right before I got electrocuted. #monkeybars #hangingtough #runforyourlives #mudderintraining

Yeah, buddy! This is right before I got electrocuted. #monkeybars #hangingtough #runforyourlives #mudderintraining

5am alarm set, Garmin watch charged, costume complete. Soon I run 7 miles across #SF w/ athletes, nudists & drunk idiots. #BaytoBreakers

On BART with 3 kitties, 2 Harry Potters, a hula girl and a tiger. #BaytoBreakers

You know you're in #SF when you see a house with a hashtag and a Twitter feed. #baytobreakers

Pretty tame #BaytoBreakers this year; very few over-the-top costumes & only counted 26 naked people. Usually it's 26 by the 1st mile.

Also, I didn't slip in any puke (win) but one dude did slosh his beer on me. Geez, run with liquor, not beer. Amateur. #BaytoBreakers

The best BOSU ball workout is one max rep of throwing it across the gym so you have place to deadlift. - Chris Shugart

Working on my #BHOF costume in my 1-woman Swarovski sweatshop; remembered to crack a window this time! #safetyfirst #E6000willfuckyouup

@PennyStarrJr And that's how a professional does it!

Speaking of bling, the kitties still haven't learned to rhinestone. Useless, they are. Maybe I'd have better luck with monkeys? #BHOF

It feels like a JZ kinda Friday. ”I ain't looking at you dudes, I'm looking past you.” #truth

Vacation officially starts in a few hours... leave for #Vegas on Monday at WTF o'clock. SO EXCITED FOR #BHOF! Burlesque Hall of Fame