Looking out.

Today in "anxieties I didn't really anticipate": Can't tell if my sourdough starter isn't fermenting or if I've lost my sense of smell due to COVID-19.

Please tell me this kid is getting pizza because his points are VERY valid.

I was today years old when I learned there are people who call it “noughts and crosses” instead of “tic-tac-toe” and now I feel unsure about everything.

REPLACE EVERY RACIST STATUE WITH A STATUE OF MAVIS BEACON THE TYPING TEACHER WHO DIDNT EVEN EXIST & THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED HER MADE HER BLACK BC WHY THE FUCK NOT

Why every US President sucks, a thread:

who did this? 😂

Found a new keyboad shortcut today and the excitement I felt is worrying...

Incredibly proud to have been part of the team that worked on this. Even prouder that I picked this picture of my boss.

Nothing breeds distrust like sunshine in March because my brain says, “Yay! Warmth!” but the weather is all...

When’s the last time anyone saw a regular cucumber in the grocery store? English cucumbers out here acting like it’s 1912 and they own the world...

Just witnessed the full range of human emotion as a very buttoned up guy in a suit realized he was mindlessly singing along to Kelly Clarkson. Aloud. In a busy restaurant.

everyone talks about how instagram is bad for mental health but what about jira??

Ummm, which designer at Apple decided to move the address bar on the Safari app? I just want to talk.

It's official: Snoop Dogg is collaborating with BTS on an upcoming song dlvr.it/SMMPtK

Everyone on the floor at Mandalay about to be accidental #BTSARMY. They’ve been playing title tracks from the whole discography for hours. 💜

Instead of a % match rating, I need Netflix to provide a % this show will wreck you emotionally rating.

In Seoul and got warned that a dish was spicy. Guess I’m not blending in as much as I thought…

QQ: what is the correct way to eat Nerds candy because none of the routes I've been taking seems right...?

I desperately need influencers to learn the difference between Michelin stars and Michelin guides.