BIA>>>

Idk but thank god my man don’t play video games

Praying for Jamaica 🇯🇲

The sperm is the cheapest cell in the human body.

When you send me henna videos, as a henna artist (and I am yelling this from the top of my lungs)🗣️ I PROBABLY ALREADY SEEN IT!!!

Fellas please stop pouring cologne all over your clothes before getting on a flight.

I can NOT with these Ned Flanders mustaches yall are rocking 😭

My man tried to accuse me of eating fries without the baby… HONEY THOSE ARE SHRIMP CHIPS

IDC I will never look forward to Thanksgiving food lol yall can keep the yams and potatoes and the entire turkey

Thank you all for not posting your thanksgiving plates

Nobody: Me: *scrolling menus on yelp*

I literally feel like I would be so much happier if I can throw an egg at every car that was smashing through a public parking lot

Crazy that a mother will carry a baby for almost a year, grieve herself for a few more while raising a child + changing her entire life and they still get the father’s last name lol who made this rule

Everytime I tell my baby I love her she says “Love you mas” 🥹 ugh my heart

Thank you for the last 3 hrs, TikTok! It was fun lol

There is no month in the year that flys by faster than the 30 days you snooze someone on Facebook

If Dutch Bros Coffee had some sense, they would open up a location across from Fresno State 🤑

Can’t wait to get papaya salad tomorrow

I’ve been seeing SOOO many of my former students this month and it makes me wanna cry. They’re all so grown!!

Idk when or where we’re gonna move but imma just start cleaning and packing lol