Do you think the designers of the 36th and May Starbucks and the Trader Joe's argued over who was going to be the worst parking lot in Oklahoma City?

When everyone is tweeting “college football starts this month” but you know OU doesn’t kick off until September

Small stuff like putting the shopping carts back where they’re suppose to go for employees or cleaning up your tables for waiters is NOT hard, stop being lazy & be a little nicer !! Thank u

Without air conditioning Oklahomas population would decrease by 90%.

If I come to any of y’all’s houses and the thermostat is above 76 I’m leaving.

Why y’all keep doing me like this? 🤣🤣🤣

Most valuable information is widely accessible. Great books of centuries past are free online. Thinkers of today argue publicly on Twitter. YouTube is a lecture hall that seats millions. Podcasts are private tutors for the masses. A golden age for the self-motivated learner.

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At one point, NBC stacked its Thursday night lineup with The Office, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock and Community. *sighs nostalgically*

if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

MEDIOCRE 🗣

Plan to be on the Eastside on Juneteenth this year , more details to come

The people who object to the teaching of critical race theory are the reason why it's necessary.

The outside is too spicy.

your parents house have everything you need except peace.

Y’all. Outside is expensive.

Dear Black Folks, Dont sell Grandma’s House

Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.