Madmartigan Mikkelson

SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS.

When I see complaints about Jacob "grooming" Renesme, all my broken brain can think is "well he can turn into a dog so I think she'll be the one grooming"

Someone please tell me how Jason has been solving problems lately. I'll wait.

Shit heads going after marty, not supreme because they have fragile egos is the quality comedy I needed today.

I can’t handle the Clock app but I will watch a 2 hr Vine compilation video.

NO IT'S A TRAP! Remember what happened last time someone was asked this??

I didn't bother to Google anything about Baby Driver when it came out and just assumed it was a Boss Baby spin-off.

In case you wondered, the mayor beloved of white liberals definitely voted against a measly $3 million for affordable housing assistance. Come collect him, libs. Hold him accountable, he's your man.

I hope SAG-AFTRA and Directors Guild strike if they don't get what they deserve. Studio execs make millions, some hundreds of millions, for what? Not the backbreaking work that is acting, writing, and directing.