STOP MAKING UP STUFF, YOU SAID I OWN A BUSINESS THAT I DONT EVEN OWN PROVE THE BUSINESS ATTACHED TO MY WHOP ACCOUNT IF ITS TRUE

no matter how much u make in biz if my bitch hotter u lost alr

inbred beggar created 6 more accounts, too broke to pay 49 bucks 🤡🤣

whatever ai voice agent PayPal uses, holy shi its sooo good the only thing i would say could pass as a real human the local accent, pauses tonality its soo good i literally asked the ai what model are you, it didn't answer tho lol

be good at sex so your ex always hits u up after a breakup

what the hell is even happening? yesterday my account got suspended for creating a payment link i created it so that someone who created a fake dispute on stripe could pay it back to me never even sent it to him you unsuspended it, i started processing payments for my saas

check dms Whop Support

appreciate you Whop Support for getting this resolved in under 30 mins thanks a lot

I have been wrongfully suspended just an hour after your concluded i was falsely suspended What the frick is wrong with your system bro Whop Support Whop Derek

Gotta give appreciation where it's due, Tyler the legend at Whop Support fixed it pretty quickly despite it being a Sunday Appreciate you guys Whop Support Whop

white homo starter pack: - in SEA - makes $1k - $2k/mo - on a date with a 4/10 ladyboy - scruffy facial hair (looks like pubes, cant grow a beard) - ugly ass tattoos - tank top showing skinny arms - thinks he escaped the matrix - buys beer cause a $10 cocktail is too much

in love with a girl who actually eats dogs and cats 😥

people think i'm the best at business and it still takes like 12 months to make a new marketing channel work why do you think you're any better - Alex Hormozi (probably)

yea, replaced stripe and got this: - 0% free trial to paid sub conversion rate (payments never get authorised, common with indian processors) - pay $3 - $4 in fees on a $15 payment (tf is that, 20% fees) - no daily payouts, fees on each payout and it just not coming into my

you've just built a stripe and cashfree wrapper Dodo Payments insanely high fees and something that just doesn't work onboarding was smooth, apart from that horrible

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seriously consider banning indians/pakis/banglas and slum eu country customers from trying out my shit for free their cards always fail but since Whop orchestration is so good, they charge them and they cry that they forgot to cancel mf u had a week

If you use whop to process payments, you can: - Half your processing fees - Double your conversion rate - Increase revenue by 10% In like less than a minute 1. Processing fee hack Have a look at the two attached screenshots, both are $99.99 payments In the first one, I paid

fuck indians genuinely the biggest fucking scammers i hate these mfs selling shit online pakistanis and bangladeshis are 1000X more trustworthy than these assholes "SAAAARRR TRUST ME IM NOT SCAMMER" - Anurag from Madhya Pradesh

some broke ass mf disputed a $1 payments 🤣🤡🏳️‍🌈 we charge a $1 authorisation fee on free trials to our saas imagine having so much of free time that you contact your bank and get them to dispute a frickin dollar surprisingly he wasn't an indian or paki