apples 10/12/54

Just got a big ass paragraph text from my friend who I view as a sexual object

Death of a coworker announced via company email. Reply-alls remember him for leading multiple integrations across products.

I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats

This is disgusting and blatant market manipulation to post something like this publicly. The only person that should have this info beforehand is Nancy pelosis husband

you can break no contact to tell me I look good

pretty, pretty good

tfw your normal friend is like what are you anxious about? and you're like aw bless your heart bbgirl there is no "about," there is never any "about"

I feel like ten people crying in a small room

Just unfollowed Judas!

The vibes on this website are too depressing for me to post thot pics it feels like flashing a dementia ward

Replying “smash” to everyone’s Mother’s Day instagram posts

i did an emily dickinson poem at the Taco Bell drive-thru instagram.com/p/DJxbaw5y-NN/…

oh to be bipolar in the spring

morbidly depressed ppl think im really fun

Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour

There should be a movie where the devil and god are forced to go on a road trip together.

but your honor, i contain multitudes

feeling weird from trying to live in reality

they should make a self-help book that kills you