there is no reason for a mcdonald's hashbrown to be $2, these mfs used to be 2/$1, they're probably made of the essence of a potato and are salted by the sweat off a severely underpaid brow

Tomorrow x.com/SEPHSTGRM/stat…

lesbian snails & gay frogs

It’s possible to ruin a fictional man’s pussy AND do an intellectual deep dive into his character trauma and motivations, and I’m sick of seeing takes implying that us horny bastards aren’t also serious scholars of a canon.

If it helps push any, this will be my last call for commissions for a long while, because ya boy wants to take a break and focus on personal art again.

i don't know what i did wrong but can whoever hexed me by making colleen's toxic gossip train song play repeatedly in my head please take it back

celebrating freedom in a country actively taking away freedoms every day and then spitting on your face and making you pay tax on the spit is a brand of delusional i strive to achieve

re: practicing information literacy, let's use this recent event as an example: earlier this morning, i heard that ao3 was down. i checked ao3, saw that it was down for me, and checked the ao3 status twitter account to make sure that it wasn't just on my end.

Holy shit what is wrong with you? “Sound of Freedom” is a dangerous child-trafficking exploitation film being weaponized to incite a death cult to target Democrats in order to destabilize American democracy. It was funded by actual sex traffickers and accused sexual predators.

my bestie is drawing pussy again, go sub

this scene in dune is so noctis/regis ffxv coded

heavens above and below ✨

my vibrator has three modes: leisurely, intense, and depeche

please learn the difference between satire and sarcasm and when you're not using either for when you're called out for absolutely batshit takes online. thanks. -management

ethel cain saying “yaoi!” while doing the sign of the cross

i love spring because every time i leave the house in the early morning i have to drive slowly behind a robin or some other neighborhood bird that insists on running, damn near skittering, down the street in a straight line rather than flying or moving to the left.

SOMEBODY RETWEET THIS SO WE CAN SEE HIS COCK

thinking about "kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing"