“I'm gonna sneeze.”

SNEEZES.

“Damn maybe I should be the next Oracle. Does Apollo take applications?”

Well wait no longer! Bring out the fireworks! Because he just did.

“HAH. Jokes on you Beauty Queen, I already know I'm not gonna nail it.” Crosses his arms over his chest and shows a smug smile.

“I know! Aren't I amazing?”

“Brooklyn Nine Nine is an amazing show and I am READY TO DEBATE.”

Finger guns.

“Happy New Year to you too budd- OLD?? YOU CAN'T GROW OLD MAN, WE STILL HAVE LOTS OF TOMFOOLERY TO DO!”

“Oh no worries, I would much rather be spending New Years in my grease stained, giant microwave of a cabin.” LIES. “In fact, I'd even say you're missing out. Who needs crystal clear waters when you can have a bunch of sweaty half siblings.” FLASHES A FAKE CONFIDENT SMILE.

“Oh yeah, she's totally jealous.”

Changes the 'Days Without Accident' counter to zero.

“Top of the mornin to ya laddies!”

“Hit or miss, I guess they never miss HUH.”

“I've come to the conclusion that I've been watching too much Tik Tok videos.”

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