When you finally beat that one friend in fifa after 42 losses

Every thing isn’t pick-meism abeg . I hate how you people never think women can’t be stupid on their own .

That Kakamega situation should be dealt with with a lot of care. And every Kenyan should be very concerned about the government starting a war with its own people over minerals. Next we'll have militia fighting back.

Her photos were stolen. Her image was manipulated. Her life was changed. This is the story of 23-year-old Debra Nashipae - and the growing threat of deepfake pornography. 📽️ Watch the full #TheConversation episode on YouTube: bbc.in/4oGv5XQ

Hii Ndio section hawa mafala hutuonyesha pekee.

That William Ruto will democratically let go of the highest office in the land, like akishindwa atatoka tu😂

Girlhood is going shopping and then being excited to go home and look at what you just got even though you literally just saw it at the store when you got it

I honestly hate you Kamau 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You demand a friendship where you offer nothing but want everything. What a funny concept.

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Gearhaus Road trip 2🙌🏽 Ah Kendi did well🫶🏽 1500kms+ at average consumption of 13.2km/l Total fuelled: 23,100 Nairobi- Marsabit: 8,800 Marsabit- Moyale- Marsabit: 8,300 Marsabit- Nanyuki- Nairobi: 6,000 Mbabz Vanilla Cars See you on the next one🙌🏽

You made fun of your brother’s baldness. He called you insensitive and selfish for mocking his insecurity, then you cut off all financial sources. You just proved him right.

A Nairobi court has ruled that housing levy and SHIF should not be deducted from job termination pay, because compensation is not regular salary.

Sielewi hii post vizuri ,so you rather be unemployed? You know you can take up that job while still looking for the one you want right?

This… bmw diesel can beat toyota diesels in everything… ispokua landkruza 😂😂

Mnafanya Luhya Festival in December? Kenyans are jokers😂😂😂😂. No wonder it was empty. Lack of situational awareness.

Having walked these streets for so long I know that if Harry Kane had made that statement instead of Mo Salah he’d have received positive feedback from the English media and pundits alike.

a) Ghana has condemned the killing of citizens in Tanzania b) Ghana was the only African country that condemned the attacks on SA President Ramaphosa by Trump c) Ghana defended Kenyan GenZ protesters We need to wish Ghana well as Africans. They are on a very lonely journey !!

The good thing with social media is you don't need to know a lawyer personally,ukishikwa na polisi unaingia X unapick your favourite unamcall,unapatia officer simu,wakili anaongea na yeye for 2 minutes,unaachiliwa.

Recently single, went on Tinder, found an incredibly hot guy, put on my best frock, went for a drink. He was so boring that at one point I started calculating the square root of 17 in my head - it's 4.122 something - and stabbed my wrist with a fork. Still shagged him.