You know how I feel about this, Eddiebear. The earth is flat, and how could we possibly know what other planets look like? Or that they even exist? They faked the moon landing, you know. Space is far too dangerous to really go to.

She shook her head, exasperated with him. Homeschooling was looking better every day. “How can they expect us to believe things that they can never prove? Really, Eddie, you know better than to be so gullible. Next you’ll be telling me that evolution is real.”

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Does he WANT her to call the police when she wakes up and finds him missing?

Hm. It’s unlikely that he’ll make it back in time. She won’t be sleeping on the couch for much longer.