Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin #AprilFoolsDay

Israel is explicitly warning Christian and Druze residents in southern Lebanon not to hide Muslim residents among them as their forces advance. Not a peep from Sheryl Sandberg.

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around today to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom that our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's really an indictment not just of the electorate but

Oooooof Oooof Oof Dems only won Wisconsin by 20, basically no overperformance from their 1964 margin. Abysmal, I thought 2026 was supposed to be a blue wave 😂😂😂

it’s hole filling season

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

We should’ve directed the evil that is TMZ at the greater evil that is the US Congress a long time ago.

found a gem in my yt feed today

We are living in a Know Nothings Cartoon

a Buffalo bakery is making speciality “Buffalo Sabre” pretzels for the playoffs, which look not unlike your classic dick and balls combo. love this level of local pride.

America has no idea what is coming

YOU HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A FINE PINK MIST BY THE BUFFALO SABRES

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

SURPRISE! EARLY MORNING RELEASE! PLAY DUKE RIGHT NOW! campaigntrailshowcase.com/campaign-trail…

Viva Taylor, Viva Utopia!

Hanging out with my new OC Micheal Dukakis no relation to Michael

“I am the daughter of farmers,” she said. “You are a billionaire. We have nothing in common.” “Perhaps we do,” murmured her New Yorker antagonist. “What?” blustered Porter. “We are,” responded Steyer, “both traitors to our class.”

exposed to hantavirus? get ahead of the curve with some evidence-based practices 1️⃣𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. It’s important to have a social safety net 2️⃣𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻. It's the only way to expel the disease 3️⃣𝗚𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪