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had some tripe stewed in tomato sauce and mint (?!) that was so silky delicious it made me reconsider the possibilities of eating a cow’s stomach.

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We recorded this ep before the passing of our beautiful dear friend Nick Nemeroff so unfortunately there’s no mention of it here. But really thinking hard of the right way to make a fitting tribute soon that Nick would have loved 💔

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Europe is great because you’ll have the meal of a lifetime at an ancient family institution cooking ancestral recipes, and it’s nextdoor to a souvlaki stand called, like, “The Pita Milf.”

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*jordan peterson live-streaming from a dimly lit storage locker on the edge of town*

this “burger king” attempts to tell me that I may not have a paper crown; that they are made for children and, moreover, that one will not fit me. his reasoning is absurd. and that’s the point.

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say what you will about air canada, but it’s nice to select from a range of french-canadian dubs of recent blockbusters, like LE BATMAN and SONIC LE HÉRISSON DEUX.

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to be jerked around by air canada? as a canadian? on canada day of all days? ya gotta respect the grift. canadian grift!

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Bob the Minion: really chill guy. drives his own car. packs his own groceries. you’d never know talking to him that he’s got a new movie in cinemas everywhere this weekend. some people avoid the “Hollywood trap,” I guess.

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watching a Bar Rescue where Jon Taffer revamps a perfectly serviceable depressing watering hole as a car-themed bar. the waitstaff has to wear mechanic’s coveralls. imagine patronizing such a place, as an adult?

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Gravity’s Rainbow, a scatological work that (d)evolves into a deconstruction, then obliteration, of its own form and premises.

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the phrase “like a kid in a candy store” leaves out that fact that, typically, kids in candy stores are followed by an exasperated mom going “no…no…put that back…I said no. no more candy. get up. the floor’s dirty here. we’re leaving. no.”

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wow. Vanessa Bayer’s joke here is literally my favourite ever joke. (though I know it as a deer joke, not a moose joke.)

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