happy birthday to every dad

hammond come join talon we have very evil mixed vegetables for you

Hammond: squeak Hammond’s extremely low-voiced mech: Hey Peter

i would turn gabriel reyes into the authorities for one copy of bad rats

it will cost your soul and also $25

i will also accept jack morrison’s, but i’ll have to add another $15

placed into the MEKA WIGGLER to atone for their sins

“sombra sombra” yes reaper “killing katya volskaya” yes reaper “telling lies” no reaper “show us your plans” ha ha ha

amélie tried the new Talon Cloning Machine(tm) first but her clone jumped out and yelled “i wanna be a cowboy babey!!!!!!”

“soldier 76 is gay” is the most shocking and unexpected reveal since “water is wet”

#GrunchWeek

why ärënt yöü twëëtïng äböüt #GrunchWeek

ah yes, the “can i talk to your manager” haircut

*sees pic of reaper with the cloak and skull* that’s gabe duh *sees pic of reyes in blackwatch* also gabe *sees picture of soldier 24 with no scars* Who Is This Mystery Man

happy mother’s day to moira, thanks for Absolutely Nothing

moira: flopping around aimlessly me: oh cool dance moira: me arms’r asleep