[pitching a movie to Tim Burton] Me: so it’s a coming of age tale- Tim: -about Johnny Depp Me: ...no, a 12 yr old girl Tim: perfect for Johnny Me: I was actually thinking- Tim, on the phone: Jon-ster, we’re gonna need more eye liner than usual

OF FUCKING COURSE YOONGI GOES INTO A RANDOM ASS PRODUCTION ROOM WHILE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, SITS IN A RANDOM ASS CHAIR AND JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE SITTING NEXT TO THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE GRAMMYS. OF FUCKING COURSE

TAKE ME TO CHURCH I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES I'LL TELL TOU MY SINS AND YOU CAN SHARPEN YOU KNIFE OFFER ME THAT DEATHLESS DEATH GOOD GOD LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE

I actually asked my boss for a break today and I haven’t done that in the entire 3 months I’ve worked here I am THRIVING

I’m about to cry, I love this job 😙😙😙

the vibe check has been failed

Shadow and Ego not being on Spotify is the biggest act of homophobia in 2020

SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITCH SCARLET WITC

I will not let solo stans ruin ego day. I will not let solo stans ruin ego day. I will not let solo stans ruin ego day. I will not let solo stans ruin ego day. I will not let solo stans ruin ego day. I will not let solo stans ruin ego day. I will not let solo stans ruin ego day.

My sister is at a meeting and can’t come pick me up but my phone is at fifteen percent I’m going to die here

My phone service used to work fine at work but my boss connected my phone to the wifi yesterday and now my service sucks balls

I have a random charge on my account for 15 cents from Seoul, and you know what? That’s fine. Jungkook probably really needed that 15 cents and I’m happy to have given it to him. I hope he used it to buy something nice.

I thought my phone was charging this whole time and the charger just fell out and it was at 1% djsksk

to people who call it “supper” and not “dinner”: do you also have some crops to tend to? would you like me to go fetch you water from the well past the prairie? are the cold winter months coming? have you hunted for meat recently? is the bread ready? have you smelt the tears of

hhhhhhh I’m seeing bts

man I’m fucking tired of everyone

lol everything hurts

my first album and first photo card 🥺🥺