Når du knuser mobilen i bakken #faen

Når du ikke helt klarer å lese tweetene pga knust skjerm på mobilen...

I love snapchat!

Det som er positivt med forkjølelse er sexy stemme og sixpack etter all hostingen

When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says "Aww you were so cute! What happened?" Bitch, I got sexy, thats what happened.

Vi skal ikke ta en tur til milkyway og videre til mars? Det er snickers og twist!

@pernillemuri søndagsåpen??

#wewantgossipgirlreunion

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text her and be like "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month."

Gratulerer med dagen Crazy 97! Savner deg, du er herlig! Kos deg masse idag snuppa<3

I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I'm that damn funny.

I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks... I mean how do you not hear the music?

There is NEVER a valid reason to like your own status on Facebook.

I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

Ææææ, en edderkopp!

Følger med på #valgkampen2013 #woho #nyregjenring

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

do u think a stranger has ever tweeted about something you’ve done in public