me finding out i was wrong about something: wow... another example of the mandela effect person: no ur not in a different universe ur just wrong me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is trippy

when it's your turn to order but you haven't rehearsed it 18 times in your head yet

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes* me: *gently fixes it* me: you can see

when i was a kid, I always hoped the alien who found my balloon was happy.

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

make sure all the letters on my gravestone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

person: hey are u ok me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do u ask

me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lies down harder*

good morning starshine 👽✨

cute date idea: break into area 51 together

😴🌟☁️🌙✨

there’s a crack in everything. that’s how the light gets in. - cohen 🖤

when u type out a tweet but then realize it's too specific to relate to and ur all on your own 💔

do you ever think about someone and wonder if they're thinking about you too? 🔮⚡️

Praying for Texas 🙏😔 pscp.tv/w/bc8DZzQ0Njc2…

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

the weird erasers and goosebumps books were the best part 📗👀💉

if you’re reading this, it’s too late. I already sent good vibes your way.. they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

always look up. you never know when you might see a ufo. 🛸

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool