Guys.. What is happening? I suddenly don’t feel so good..

HAPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, WIFE. 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞. I’M HERE TO SAVE YOUR DAY WITH MY HEROIC FLUFFINESS.

[Shits in 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐛𝐲-𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞.’s mentions as his birthday gif.]

BIRTHDAY GIF/GIFT. SAME THANG, DUMBHEAD.

SAVE ME FROM THIS MADNESS IM GONNA FAINT SO LOUD

Since it’s 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐛𝐲-𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞.’s birthday..

[Steals the cake from them, allowing them to fight in vain.]

Still no sign of intelligence anywhere.. Go away, you’re disturbing the signal.

I DIED AT THIS.

Of course! [Preparing to position myself on the middle of his head.] Get a mirror! How do I look? Perfectly splendid, I’m sure. [Farts.]

Maybe if you give me unlimited carrots everyday, I’ll consider putting my trust in you.

Hey, look!! Your hair and my fur.. WE’RE THE BEST DUO, @ThyTranquility. Nobody can bring us down. Not even dumb Hope.

A kiss on the lips to make @OnMyAshenWings’ day better. You can have my autograph later.

BACONEH!! Turn up the volume, we’re about to rap.

[Massages 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐨.’s hands from time to time.]

Rest assured, Valentina.. We’re driving to an island where NO MEN exist. You’ll love it.

Happy Birthday, Valentina.. You’re a dk-idiot. ♡̷̷

Happy Birthday, .. I will just spend my day with the birthday queen.

Happy birthday, 𝒜𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸.. Thank you for being my all-time favorite crush.