call my depressive episode a “momentary lapse of swag”

Dangerous napping anytime after 3:30 this time of year. You’re waking up on another planet.

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.

I just wanna remind everyone that Will Smith slapped the host at the Oscars over a joke but Taylor swift sipping her drink was “dramatic” and “she needs to learn to take a joke” and “she’s too emotional”

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

Good for you Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. You gotta be a real hater to see this level of happiness and be like, “Yea I don’t like it.”

Since October 7th, 27,478 Palestinians have been killed. 70% are women and children. 136 hostages remain unrescued. Most Gazans can’t access a hospital. That’s not war. It’s slaughter. Americans cannot afford another $17 billion on unconditional violence that risks regional war.

travis kelce just called taylor swift babygirl and then kissed her a hundred times on live tv and i am just supposed to go to work tomorrow

This is depressing as hell. Two-thirds of the staff in Canada’s women’s shelters make less than 50K a year. They are undercompensated and burned out. A direct result of a lack of stable, long-term funding. So much lip service, so little actual money. theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

decided to quit dating apps and meet someone the old-fashioned way: my Dalmatian falls in love with their Dalmatian

iconic reply to the question “what would you change about your local area?”

I’m confused. Very confused. So, Durham police officers chased an LCBO thief through the wrong direction on the 401, which eventually resulted in a multi-vehicle collision that took the lives of two grandparents and a baby. Was this the best approach? Why pursue an alcohol

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

This is the energy we all need to bring to inflationary price gouging

You look at me like this and we getting married, idc

People, here is the beloved Sally Field speaking truth. I fucking love her, always have loved her. #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #VoteBlueDownBallot #AbortionIsHealthcare #ProtectWomenAndGirls #WeWontGoBack

I dunno maybe I’m being dramatic, but pretty sure I’d prefer a LITERAL death by a thousand cuts than getting into Ticketmaster to buy Taylor Swift #ErasTourToronto tickets TWICE & having that dream crushed TWICE 💔💔#TaylorSwiftErasTour #Swifties #TorontoTSTheErasTour #help