Having broken his fast, George Martin donned his boiled leather and set to fondling his member, soiling his smallclothes in the process.

Russian elections in two words: "Vote Kodos!" (tiny.cc/b2a6d)

"Straw dogs": the best movie ever made about mathematics.

Greed is a judgmental bias: people tend to overestimate how much they will need money in the future.

Russian politeness: multitran translates "thanks for nothing" as "спасибо и на том".

Watched "Se7en"; got a very graphic reminder that sloth is a sin. Note to self: do not forget.

Instead of giving birth, my hamster Jennifer sat still for several hours and breathed heavily in silence, slowly dying. Then she died.

Happiness is a worn-out word, yes it is...

Can you tweet a swan song?..

Coming from the nearby tundra, a herd of mammoths wreaked havoc during a recent pogrom in Birobidzhan. http://bit.ly/ih1pPi

Never say "forever"; eternity is a very harsh mistress. Fare thee well.

Dear love, adieu! Anon, o happy dagger!

When nobody pushes my buttons, they become depressed.

I always suspected that Robert A. Heinlein's novel, Have Space Suit -- Will Travel, was actually about condoms.

When you eat dumplings, they grow up.

"Curioser and curioser", said the cat.

A sitter is bitter on twitter: she got gonorrhea.

Not a soul on the pier. Billy Joel, please appear.

The virtues of patience and perseverance do pay off sometimes: our wall clock is correct again.

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