"you want to be a wag" ACTUALLY i want to be the hockey player. i want a beautiful woman wearing my last name embroidered on beautiful jackets and supporting my rights and wrongs 🙂‍↕️

me anytime there’s a sidney crosby mention during a penguins game as if he’s not the captain of the team

#SIDNEYCROSBY: what if the greatest hockey player of his generation was 3 apples tall

#SIDGENO LONG LIVE ★

#EXTENDEVGENIMALKIN PLEASE I CANT DONTHIS RN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

LETS ALL SUFFER LETS ALL DIE LETS ALL HAVE PAIN LETS ALL GO TO SUPER HELL

its still wild to me that sidney is indisputably in the top 5 players to ever play hockey and penguins fans have been able to root for him for 20 years and counting like…. he is still just playing hockey and being sidney crosby

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over

they told sid it was locker clean out day but he heard GQ shoot instead

a puck to the jaw going 103 mph could not cancel his face card like he has unlimited credit for life

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in