Snarky Mommy (@snarkymommy78) 's Twitter Profile
Snarky Mommy

@snarkymommy78

venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president

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Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.

Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my wife always did the boys Easter baskets every year. Not because I didn't want to but she was always so excited she bought it all before I could. I don't think I did as well as her, but my kids have smiles on their faces this morning and that's good enough for me.

emily may (@emilykmay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wrote a piece about my perspective as a parent raising a child with autism. Honored that the NYT chose to publish it ❤️ nytimes.com/2025/04/25/opi…

Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you’re ever stuck in a boring conversation with a stranger, a fun way to get out of it is to lean in and whisper, “I’m wearing a wire, you son of a bitch. You’re going away for long time.” Then just walk away.

Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the day my wife passed away was the day before we planned to go watch Minecraft movie with the kids. If she didn't want to see it that bad she could have just said "no thanks".

Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You have no kids. It’s 6:30 PM. You don’t know what you’re doing for dinner but there’s excitement in the air. Will you cook? Will you go out? You don’t know, but the world’s your oyster. You have kids. It’s 2:30 PM. You don’t know what you’re doing for dinner. Fear sets in.

Katie D (@katiedeal99) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was working in a classroom the other day and a student, very proudly, told me his teacher has been teaching for 21 years and another student immediately yelled “and she isn’t even dead yet!!”

Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm blessed at 42 to still have 1 set of grandparents. Just drove up to MI for the week to stay with them. they've always been my peaceful place and I need that so much right now. Immediate tears getting here tonight hugging my grandpa.

Kristen (@kica333) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in a store’s self checkout camera and it it ruined your day a little bit?

Abby Heugel (@abbyhasissues) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to clean the shower” for the past two weeks.

Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My wife always loved my grilled cheese sandwiches. Something so simple. She said I got them just right. Never burned and all melty. That was the last thing I made for her for dinner the day before she died. Not knowing it was the last.