I get tired of the stupid misinformation that get's posted on here about me but then I just remember how fabulous I am and think 'fuck it!

Dawg you do not come across as the good guy here lol.

It wasn’t a game to them

Once you've figured out how to parent your first kid, it's already too late; the only way to put that knowledge into practice is to have another kid. Unfortunately, the second kid is so different from the first that none of the stuff you learned applies. It's a flawed system.

You know it

Brendan Carr Go fuck yourself and the fascists you've prostituted yourself for, baldy

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

“If there are no questions we can end this call early” “I have a question.”

Not included in the graphic: 🏀30-point loss to Michigan 🏀29-point loss to Arizona 🏀28-point loss to Purdue

Trump bombed a school so you could get richer. Sit this one out.

When you have to make elaborate PDFs to state your case, it’s highly likely you didn’t do enough on the court.

I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell. Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?

Per the ESPN broadcast, Duke just became the first school to win the ACC football, men’s and women’s basketball championships in the same school year. Duke: Not just a football school.

I see politicians using: “NKAWTG”. I suspect most of them learned it yesterday from a staffer assigned to research authenticity, so the acronym means: “No one Kicks Ass Without Tanker Gas”. Fighters & bombers don’t get to the target w/o a tanker. Don’t appropriate my culture.

You can smoke cigarettes inside of this bar. I take back every bad thing I’ve said about Arkansas

Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

How I’m gonna be looking at the 12 seeds on my March Madness bracket tonight

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