Happy Friday.

To anyone that's feeling unloved today....I don't love you either.

1 year ago, I stood in front of this mirror at 605 pounds and decided I was taking my life back. Today, I stand here at 484.6 lbs. Down over 120. I have a long way to go to claiming victory. But I look back on this year with pride. And I’m unashamed and unafraid to keep going.

“you let your cat sleep in your bed with you?!” i would let her drive my car if she wanted to

If this tweet has reached you, eat my dick, ok?

Do I have to buy special apple ear buds for my iPhone or can I just use my cheapo skull candy ones?

THIS IS MY WIFE. MINE.

I almost have 100 followers. I am so influencers.

This is sad af because it’s true. Check on your fella frenz 🖤🐌

Can y’all follow me on this account @129grey_madder ? Plz and Ty

Hi! I’m sorry about all the goofy account issues and the imposter accounts. It’s me, snail. If you’re still here with me, tysm, I appreciate you 🖤

::::::::::::::ATTENTION:::::::::::::: I DID NOT SOFT BLOCK ANYONE! I lost my account and had to make my old back up into my main. Please follow me here and I will follow back. Beware of imposter accounts, there is a sad ugly slug LARPing as a sweet snail. Love you guys 🐌

What lesson did you learn from this?

🐢: “Stop drinking my house!”

Hi. I lost Snail Pole I’m still here but will likely slowly disappear. Ty all for being my friends. I want to move on from shit posting and become something better. I hope one day my nature content will flood your timelines. This is the beginning of my goodbye.

Stick with me a little while. I’m not gone yet. If I get enough followers and interactions on this account, I will continue my nature content. Now that I have my babies, my dream is to travel and show you guys all the little bugs and plants and critters I see. I’m gonna be ok.

I’m unable to follow anyone else. My limit is reached. I will follow all of my new followers asap. Ty guys

GM Internet Peeps