I have not made an April fools post. Satanists rule the world and want you dead so they can enslave your children. We must resist. There is nothing to joke about.

Good question

This actually happened

CRYPTO BROS EVERYWHERE..... when they get their first taste of green candles after some time in the red! will we retest higher, or ' this rally will fail like all the others ' ?

😂😂😂 this one resonates too much

🚨 THE SPEECH THAT CHANGED CRYPTO SEC Chair Atkins introducing token taxonomy. Clarity is here 🔥

You have to change the system itself. Not just the people in charge.

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire

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Wow. The average price of diamonds have fallen to their lowest level this century. Turns out "diamond handing" an asset is shitty advice especially when that asset is literal diamonds.

Satanic pedofiles do NOT control every aspect of your lives. ... April fools

Iranian President when he finds out that roughly 50% of U.S. adults cannot read a book written at an eighth-grade level.

So, let me get this straight. Trump is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and doesn't need help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims he already destroyed last year.

Max Dudes 22, famous and smothered in women in his own club. I don't approve of his message either nor do I think this is will fulfill him long term. But as a man whose been 22 before...Lol...Trust me...He's fucking happy. This post reads like a jealous nerd. Stop it.

Finally found the gif to express how much fun I've had holding alts the last year. Altszn....🫥