"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

I don’t usually wade into politics on here, and if I do. I try to be neutral. Just dropping one last thing and I’m done. McDonald's franchisees have been coming to DC for decades to meet with lawmakers at the Summit. Ever wonder why anyone actually takes the meeting? Simple:

Turns out the best way to stop Democrats from talking about the Epstein files was to release the Epstein files.

My thoughts on the state of the program: I really like Drinkwitz as a person and I think he’s a great coach. But a few things recently have rubbed me the wrong way. 🧵

Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen buff.ly/vFrOXTP

Me looking across the room at my cousin during the blessing after we just pissed off my sisters liberal ass boyfriend at Thanksgiving.

Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallister’s house

Wow. Trump invokes Jesus at the National Christmas Tree Lighting “During this holy season, Christians everywhere rejoice at the miracle in Bethlehem more than 2,000 years ago when the Son of God, our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ came down from heaven to be with us” Jesus is King

RT for a chance to win this helmet signed by TE1! #WPMOYChallenge x Nationwide x Travis Kelce

Wow

Yes

The greatest Christmas ever. Absolutely epic. Merry MAGA Christmas to all 🙏🏼🎄🎅

MISSOURI’S Football Team

104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli performed the National Anthem on the saxophone at tonight’s game!

Phillip Rivers has more children than the entire Minneapolis Somali daycare system.

"The Dollar isn't backed by anything" The Dollar.

I think we cut into a cake for our first one…..but I guess this is a cool way to do it too

Wow you know the winter storm is serious when Waffle House closes…

MARK MITCHELL. WINNER AT THE BUZZER. 🚨 UNBELIEVABLE FINISH. Mizzou Hoops x #SECMBB

The people who predicted global warming should be forced to shovel all of our driveways this week.